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A Hy-Pathetic-al About Ned and R.M.I.T
Well I suppose it all started back in
1956 when my parents decided to emigrate to Australia. My dear old
dad god rest his soul, worked a the head cowsman on numerous dairy
farms that were scattered across the English country side. We
weren't rich by any means, but those childhood memories of growing
up on a farm will stay with me for the rest of my life. Dad called
us all together one day to inform us we were moving to Australia.
His decision could have been influenced by the full tank of fuel an
American jet had accidentally dropped in the side paddock just four
weeks prior. The explosion just about blew up the house and us
with it. Good old dad made them pay dearly for that inconsiderate
stuff up, and made them cough up twenty quid and two packs of
Yankee chewing gum. The orchard that normally flourished at the
side of the house was never the same after that, and neither
were my parents. During the second world war, mum lived in
London during the Blitz, and dad was in the R.A.F assigned to a
bomber squadron. They thought they had seen the last of the bombing.
After six weeks sea sickness, and
twelve thousand miles of what I thought never ending rough sea,
I arrived in Sydney slightly the worse for wear. We moved straight
to Brisbane, and that's where I've stayed to this day. In 1965 I
decided I'd finally had enough of high school. I thought my
teacher was unfair in confiscating my .22 semi-automatic rifle and
my hundred rounds of ammunition that I used on a Wednesday afternoon
instead of going to boring sport. I'd peddle my bike five
miles to the bush at the back of our house and go duck
shooting. I got my rifle back, but not for long; Dad took it
for keeps this time after a stray bullet went through the wall
of the outside fibro dunny while he was sitting on the thunder box. Later
I nailed a job in a supermarket which I thought would keep me
in cash until I could make a few million playing drums in a rock
band. If Ringo Starr from the Beatles could do it I thought, so
could I. Yeah, that worked a treat didn't it. Riding
motorcycles seemed to me, at the time, another great idea. I
would be a world champion motorcycle Grande Prix racer. After
getting out of hospital, I thought it a better idea to stick with
retailing, which was not as lucrative as the above, but a hell of a
lot safer. I ran my own marketing company for quite a number of
years and after a heart attack in 2002 and a quick bi-pass, I
was introduced to Ned Kelly. While recuperating my tactful wife
brought home from the library a book titled A Short Life.
As I stared inquisitively at the cover, I thought, 'Gee whiz
Ros, a bloody book about Ned Kelly, and look at the title. Are you
trying to tell me something I don't know?' With no other new reading
matter at hand, I started to read, and read and.... Yes, Ned had me
hook line and sinker. Ever since that day I've read whatever
material I could gather on this Australian legend, in hard copy or
on the Internet, and that's what eventually led
me to Glenrowan 1880 and Dave White. In 2006 I published a book
of verse on the Kelly story titled Bound For Judgement and Dave
was kind enough to review it and advertise it on his site. In
my retirement I have just completed a novel titled Far
Beyond the Falls which you can read here on Glenrowan 1880
thanks to Dave. I'm by no means a researcher on Ned Kelly, but
by crikey, I do love to talk about him.
Keep ya powder dry.
Alan Crichton
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